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WEST SIBERIA AND THE URALS

travelPosted by zebb Wed, July 06, 2011 17:55:44

After a hot sweaty night covered in deet hiding in my tent from the 20 billion mozzies that had been assigned as my personal tormenters, i woke only to find i had still been bitten to shit ,, GENTLEMEN TIRED OF ALL THOUGHS E/MAILS PROMISING YOU A LARGER PENIS , WELL FOLLOW THE GUARANTEED SIBERIAN PLAN, AND YOU TO CAN BE A PORN STAR,,,,, FIRST TAKE YOUR SPADE AND DIG YOUR SLIT TRENCH TO GO THE LOO,,,, NEXT DROP PANT, AND DO YOUR TOILET , MEAN WHILE MR MOZZIE DOES HIS JOB ON THE DANGLEY BITS!!! LEAVE ONE HOUR TO COOK IN PANTS , AND THE RESULTS ARE TRUELY SPECTACULAR, NOW IF ONLY I COULD FIND SOMEONE TO SCRATCH THIS FEEKIN ICH,,,,HEENNRRY

we were only 2 or 3 clicks from the border ,

Things got a bit sticky when they could not find our Kyrgyz visa in our passports (we have 2 ) pulling out our second passports (something we have tryed not to do incase it got them all confused) WHY YOU HAVE TWO PASSPORTS THE MAN IN THE VERY BIG HAT SAID , er er ! one for tourist , one for business said i, OH,,, OH OK said the man in the very big hat ````problem over ```

Then up popped Anton ` a Russian biker ` HI GUYS ! WERE YOU FROM THEN! England said we ,OK I WILL STICK AROUND AND HELP OUT said Anton ,,,,,once were through the border Anton gave us his phone number as we were planning to stay in his home town 250 clicks away , (and he could not ride as slow as us) so off we poodle, only to jump out of our skins as Anton the human missile screamed passed at the speed of light

riding along watching all the strange white birch trees that seam to be in big blocks like new housing estates , really odd after the empty Kazakhstan steppe Anton was great we rang him and he turns up with his dad, then he rings his mate who speaks better English than him , so all three of them gave up there time to take us to a hotel with internet CHEERS FELLAS